One of the things that I like most about my goverment is the fact that they are very concerned with public safety. I guess that is the reason why policemen are ordered to round and beat up delusional students who could potentially harm public and national interest. Fire safety is also another big agenda for my goverment and that is why we don't like candle light vigils.
I wish everybody in this world could enjoy good democratic governance like I do. You might not believe this, but my government could possibly be the most perfect government in the world. So perfect, many developed countries are jealous of us. Our grand leader, always insightful and quick to point out foreign conspiracies, has been great in teaching us the fine points of world economics. With hard work and the help of kind newspaper people, we don't need pointers from him anymore when it comes to identifying conspiracies. He doesn't need to tell us that last year's smog and flooding problems were planned in Washington and Tel Aviv.
To my fellow Malaysians who have not attained the status of "model Malaysian", I strongly urge you to just accept, through the help of our brilliantly independent media. It's not hard, just don't bother to think, that is their job, not ours.